Monday, November 2, 2015

Absolutely DisGUSTed....(Massive Rant)

Last night was the famous Tito's Beach Bar end-of-season party.

As per usual Clive Sarstedt was playing.  Clive is the brother of Peter Sarstedt and is now a resident of Mojacar and plays at a lot of the pubs and bars ...

He is always accompanied by his mate Maurice and they always put on a good show ...

The place was heaving with a mostly older crowd, who were all getting into the party spirit ...

We had been told the night before that there would also be some dancers making an appearance and the night would end up with fireworks on the beach.  As we were in Spain we presumed we would entertained by some classic flamenco dancers and we were both really excited at the thought of this.  Elaine was drinking brandy (for medicinal purposes), whilst I knocked back the icy cold lagers. 

They cleared some room on the dance floor for the dancers.  We were so excited we were nearly wetting ourselves. ...

And then this thing appeared ... we were shocked, she was virtually naked!! 
There was certainly no room for her maracas and castanets! 

Where was the flowing red dress with the black dots?

It got worse - she stuck her bits in my face!!! 

We were outraged and started chanting 'We want flamenco na na na na na'.

It was to no avail, the hussies carried on wobbling their tits bits all over the place ...

Then she was joined by her mate!!!! Goodness gracious what a debauched show.

I hope I am  never ever subjected to such a disgraceful and disgusting show again.  Franco would be turning in his grave!! 

Oh and some bloke was dancing as well ...


So to today!  We have moved into our flat and it is lovely.  As much as we love living in the van we have been in it since mid June and were really looking forward living with a bit of space again.

Main bedroom ...

Guest room ...

Bathroom ... (El has been in the bath all arvo) ...

Lounge/diner ...


Kitchen ...

After unloading the van I took the boys for a walk down to the beach, where the staff were packing up Tito's for the winter ...


The wind has died right down but the surf is still up ...

Tonight we will be reclining on the settees .... oh, the luxury !

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